Amy:You know if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some "tension relieving" techniques for ladies, I have perfected over the years. For example dot you have an electronic toothbrush?
Amy:You should get one....If we fail we can stop at CVS and pick you up a nice toothbrush, I call mine Gerard.
Some tumblr user:O.o hmm, wonder what the toothbrush's last name is?
“i grew up in Texas.. pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football - in fact, every form of football except the original, European football. which most Texas believe to be a commie plot. if it interests you, i also know all about frying all kinds of meat that aren’t chicken as if they were chicken.”—Sheldon Cooper, TBBT (via tiffanyjazz)